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{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}

{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}

{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}

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Hampton by Hilton, formerly Hampton Inn or Hampton Inn & Suites, is an American chain of hotels trademarked by Hilton Worldwide. The Hampton hotel brand is a chain of moderately priced, budget to midscale limited service hotels with limited food and beverage facilities. Most Hampton hotels are independently owned and operated by franchisees, though a few are managed by Hilton. Hampton by Hilton is one of the largest hotel franchises in the U.S. As of March 2024, the Hampton franchise includes 3,000 hotels in 40 countries and territories.

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The 2023–24 Michigan State Spartans men's ice hockey season was the 82nd season of play for the program and 33rd in the Big Ten. The Spartans represented Michigan State University in the 2023–24 NCAA Division I men's ice hockey season, played their home games at the Munn Ice Arena and were coached by Adam Nightingale in his 2nd season. Michigan State won the Big Ten men's ice hockey tournament for the first time in program history.

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{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}

{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}

{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}

{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}

{"fact":"Approximately 24 cat skins can make a coat.","length":43}

{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}

{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}

{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}

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