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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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Woodstock 50 was a cancelled music festival originally scheduled to be held on August 16–18, 2019 at the Watkins Glen International racetrack in New York and later the Merriweather Post Pavilion in Maryland. The event was intended as a commemoration of the 50th anniversary of the Woodstock Music & Art Fair, a landmark festival that was held August 15–18, 1969, in Bethel, New York. The event faced numerous challenges, including permit and production issues, venue relocations, and artist cancellations. The festival was reduced from three days to one day shortly before it was canceled on July 31, 2019.
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