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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}

{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}

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